To Whom It May Concern,
Please excuse Joe from fitness and/or gym today.He is unable to participate due to today being picture retakes.
While I understand the health benefits of running laps for 10 minutes, I think it's a great concept, however, shelling out $30 for the smallest package of mediocre photos is a high concern for me today.
In anticipation of a lack of mid day grooming he would need for a post workout photo shoot, I felt it necessary to take the steps to avoiding the situation all together.
I have attached my proof of why retakes is necessary for us today so you can see for yourself on why a sit out is needed today.
First I'd like to show you an example of what Joe would have looked when I sent him to school.
Notice how his hair is straight, his shirt on proper? Also take note of his even complexion. This is a perfect example of Joe in the morning. Before fitness/gym.
This is Joe after fitness/gym...
The sweaty hair clumps, the hanging off the shoulder shirt, and while hard to tell in the cell phone shot, the red face. I can all but smell the sweat that is still on that poor boys temples. Is that steam still lingering on his glasses?
I'm sure you can see why I am reluctant to pay $30 for this photo and why I am taking such drastic measures today so as not to have this happen again.
I say next year, have a fitness/gym day off on picture day. There's no need when fancy clothes and pretty hair is all the rage that day.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.